Maybe he's watching too much Food Network

Today he told me S is for szechuan and A is for arugula.

I have to say I love listening to the things he comes up with. We were out for a walk and passed by one of our favorite trees, a gorgeous evergreen that you'd love to decorate for xmas. It was later in the day and the afternoon sun was shining on it in a way that made it look yellowish. Brendan looks at it and says, "it's an everyellow". We were talking about Bert and Ernie and Brendan mentioned how Bert sleeps in the bed with the B and Ernie sleeps in the bed with the E. I said what would happen if I took the B off Bert's bed. Brendan told me I better put it back "otherwise, he'll just be Ert". He's also told me that buffet is pronounced buf-fet, as in Warren Buffet. And Skittles are pronounced Skit-lees. Of course this is the same child who when sitting on the potty today, doesn't poop, but does stick a finger in his rear and tells me he has "tushy gunk" on his finger.